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and so you have begat hatred

transparently insecure, arbitrarily and uselessly violent emotionally arrested permanent adolescent locked helpessly in snot-off-to-the-vice-principal mode, intellectually lazy, gleefully stereotyping, pointless offense-courting piece of shit
Jul 23 '14

I have just learned that Oldboy is 2nd in a trilogy and I am bringing data engines to bear appropriately.

Jul 23 '14
Jul 23 '14
:J jawesome

:J jawesome

(Source: peteneems)

Jul 23 '14

holyshitfreudvikings:

wildletter:

Wandering Beasts by John Kenn

Kenn writes and directs television shows for children and when he’s not taking care of his own children, he draws monsters on post-it notes. His own “little window into a different work, made on office supplies.” 

http://imgur.com/a/tI0m7 do not forget

Jul 23 '14
Jul 23 '14

sexhaver:

hungrymd replied to your post: the only reason i know april is the fo…

Okay but you should know that “April showers bring May flowers”

and may flowers bring genocide and imperialism

it’s july, get ready to die

Jul 19 '14

sexhaver:

toxicwinner:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

how much more of a lie could this be. why not add a ghost and a sighting of the tasmanian tiger

my friend’s dad was a pastor and he fucked my (guy) friend on multiple occasions. one time they turned the AC up really high in a hotel room to cover up the noises they were making which made me steal the covers from the guy i was sharing a bed with in my sleep and when he woke up he punched me

all that repression manifests itself in the most hilarious ways. consequently, extremely hilarious/fucked shit happens at bible camps &c

it is a stereotype that “the pastor’s daughter is the best lay”.

(Source: itssexualhour)

Jul 19 '14

man I was laugh crying for a bit there, then I got through it and was cheerful, then a Guster track came on as retro and now I’m SAD AGAIN because I AM OLD AND UNDEREMPLOYED instead of just young and underemployed.

on the plus side i can always go back to doing hood rat shit, that’s p much the worst case scenario. and I can handle that. so, it’s not so bad I guess.

Jul 19 '14

started a linkedin profile to try and build some “career mobility”, all the Connections it suggested for me are people I went to school with great careers and it’s a hard blow, reminding me that I’m almost thirty and have been working shitty jobs for years.

My current shitty job was a step “up” for me solely because it’s the first job I’ve worked in seven years with an actual tax history. Also it’s gonna lay me off in a month. I done seen it comin’ but my business networking skills are nonexistent.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiigh. Nothing to it but keep on pluggin’ away, and hope my particular brand of crazy turns out to be super amazing and helpful in ways other than getting me into trouble.

Jul 19 '14

reblog if u want to fight me, all takers welcome