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and so you have begat hatred

transparently insecure, arbitrarily and uselessly violent emotionally arrested permanent adolescent locked helpessly in snot-off-to-the-vice-principal mode, intellectually lazy, gleefully stereotyping, pointless offense-courting piece of shit
May 21 '13

came to the library to Get Shit Done, nothing happened. i refuse to accept responsibility, and blame Comrade Obama.

May 21 '13
Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs SUNNYVALE, CA—Finally overcoming competition from the likes of Google, Microsoft, and AOL, internet corporation Yahoo firmly re-secured its place as an industry leader after Sunday’s purchase of millions of blogs written by 13-year-old girls. “While Yahoo has seen its share of struggles over the years, the company’s acquisition of over 100 million blogs written by middle-school females before bedtime has already majorly revitalized the company’s brand,” said BCG consultant Timothy Shore, praising the $1.1 billion purchase of web pages filled with complaints about parents, speculation about cute boys in school, and photos of Robert Pattinson. “Yahoo is looking to the future here, and tying the entire life of their company to a bunch of pubescent girl bloggers was the smart move.” Yahoo has projected that 13-year-old Melissa Wheeler’s blog, mellisasworld.tumlbr.com, would eventually pull in over $2.3 billion for the company.

Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of 13-Year-Old Girls’ Blogs

SUNNYVALE, CA—Finally overcoming competition from the likes of Google, Microsoft, and AOL, internet corporation Yahoo firmly re-secured its place as an industry leader after Sunday’s purchase of millions of blogs written by 13-year-old girls. “While Yahoo has seen its share of struggles over the years, the company’s acquisition of over 100 million blogs written by middle-school females before bedtime has already majorly revitalized the company’s brand,” said BCG consultant Timothy Shore, praising the $1.1 billion purchase of web pages filled with complaints about parents, speculation about cute boys in school, and photos of Robert Pattinson. “Yahoo is looking to the future here, and tying the entire life of their company to a bunch of pubescent girl bloggers was the smart move.” Yahoo has projected that 13-year-old Melissa Wheeler’s blog, mellisasworld.tumlbr.com, would eventually pull in over $2.3 billion for the company.

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May 21 '13

Yahoo buys Tumblr for $1.1b, with 108m blogs, I guess they’re valuing blogs at $10/each, on average? I don’t follow many Tumbles worth $10, and the ones that are worth more get monetized off tumblr (example: dearcoketalk got a book deal & newspaper column).

wtf are the nerds at yahoo smoking? (I want some! Guys, you should share!)

May 17 '13
dunno wtf this is but I think it needs a bizarre post modern title like Death Factory (Snark Factor)

dunno wtf this is but I think it needs a bizarre post modern title like

Death Factory (Snark Factor)

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May 16 '13
misfittoys: mythicalseasidemilf: Drop Dead Gorgeous I’ve been enjoying rewatching and quoting this all week since it’s been my transitional viewing right when I come home or get ready to leave. A-L-A-B-A-M-A this movie is as good as this picture would lead you to believe. there are many murders.

misfittoys:

mythicalseasidemilf:

Drop Dead Gorgeous

I’ve been enjoying rewatching and quoting this all week since it’s been my transitional viewing right when I come home or get ready to leave.

A-L-A-B-A-M-A

this movie is as good as this picture would lead you to believe.

there are many murders.

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May 16 '13

jediwolf:

death-and-necromancy:

Lyre made from human skull and gazelle horns, central Africa.

metal as fuck.

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Apr 8 '13
List of people burned as heretics

listsonwikipedia:

submitted by: hellhammer13

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Apr 8 '13
apinchofbelladona: me pooping

apinchofbelladona:

me pooping

(Source: shitdisco)

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Apr 8 '13
9gag: Scumbag Parents scumbag america

9gag:

Scumbag Parents

scumbag america

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Apr 8 '13
aww yeah

aww yeah

(Source: ftrc)

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